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[have_your_lives]

[Schuldig tends to keep himself hopped up on sugar, when he can; his telepathy takes a lot of managing, and a lot of energy, and a constant sugar rush (coupled with plenty of caffeine) actually helps with that. As a result, he's been eating the candy corn casually ever since Halloween; it just so happens that when he does so today, unusual things happen.

He's not sure where this came from - and he got rid of the cap immediately, because he's not about to hide his magnificent hair - but he's got absolutely no problems wearing it; after all, his rather...eclectic fashion sense at the best of times has proven he can look good in anything. And if he's feeling more flirtatious than usual, what of it? He's never particularly restrained. He's vaguely aware that Mayfield is responsible for this in some way; he'd already chatted up some other people who've been affected before he'd joined their ranks. It just so happens that they're not doing much to him that a lot of alcohol couldn't.

So - who wants to be hit up by what looks vaguely like a man wearing a Nazi nurse uniform? THE LINE STARTS HERE.]

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[rulethegame.livejournal.com]

[Joshua is so up in on this line that he will cut anyone in front of him. He's wearing a milkman's uniform, by the way - although of course, this being Joshua, he's adjusted it to make it look fabulous. The jacket and pants have been snipped, fitted and tucked to the point where it looks like he's wearing a blazer and slacks, and there are frills where there should not be frills. The cap is not present at all - it's probably been burned.

Oh, and he's slightly insane about milk. This will be fun.]

Well, now. You look like you could use a creamy liquid to jumpstart your day, hee hee.

[have-your-lives.livejournal.com]

Funny; that was just the thought I had when I saw you. [Oh my god this will be so hideously amazing.]

[rulethegame.livejournal.com]

[And because he has priorities, he's just going to pull out his camera and snap a picture of Schuldig in his outfit.]

I guess it was just meant to be, hmm? I guarantee you won't regret trying mine~.

[Because it's spiked. This is Joshua, after all.]

[have-your-lives.livejournal.com]

Does drinking yours mean you'll return the favor~? [Oh my god Schuldig you are the worst person ever.

Also omg what is it spiked with. Alcohol? Because clearly what Schuldig needs is to be drugged and drunk at the same time. THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT IS NEEDED HERE.]

WHAT THE HELL NOTIFS STOP EATING COMMENTS

[rulethegame.livejournal.com]

Only if yours is as delicious and nutritious as mine~.

[That's okay, they can be terrible people together and yes. Yes it is.]

[have-your-lives.livejournal.com]

I guess you'll have to try it and see~.

[Go ahead, Joshua. Give him the milk. Make this even more terrible.]