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[have_your_lives]

[Well, someone's just found out that Crawford has gone home. Given that he's been a little unstable ever since he was hit by the time bazooka, he's taking this even more wonderfully than he would normally.]

[Unfiltered, because Schuldig is all out of fucks to give]

He's gone. [This cryptic announcement is followed by the least sane laughter you've ever heard; it's positively manic.] So who sent him packing? Was it you, little girl? Or maybe the mayor? Mayfield's finest? Well, it doesn't matter now...but it's the worst idea you ever had.

He held me back. And now you're trapped in here with me running Schwarz, Mayfield. He would have dismantled you so he could use the parts, but I will burn you to the ground.

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[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

"What do you think you'd do that no one else would?"

[have-your-lives.livejournal.com]

Incite chaos.

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

"You're late to the party then. That's been done."

[have-your-lives.livejournal.com]

Hah. This city hasn't seen chaos yet, either. We threw all of Japan into riots before; I think we can handle a single town.

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

"Japan? Man, you sound like a B-league villain. I mean sure they got some cool ☠☠☠☠ there but it's not that hard to ruin.

Going to take more than that to stop this town."

[have-your-lives.livejournal.com]

Well, I could drink myself into a useless stupor, I suppose. I'm sure that would be much more constructive.

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

"It's a lot smarter than thinking you can out wit this town."

[Wait a minute...]

"Have we met?"

[have-your-lives.livejournal.com]

No. And you should like you've given up.

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

"Not yet. But I know what doesn't work.

I also know that pushing the same ☠☠☠☠ line every time only wears you down and everyone you drag with you.

You get out if you just hold out long enough."

...wow only just noticed that typo /facepalm

[have-your-lives.livejournal.com]

Hah. You're telling me to keep my head down and play by their rules? How spineless of you.

No prob, I got what you meant.

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

"You try hitting Grady with a 9-iron and then you can talk about spines.

I'm telling you to keep your head down and make sure everyone gets out of this okay."

[have-your-lives.livejournal.com]

...why would I want that?

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

"Because the rest of this town doesn't need a ☠☠☠☠ making it worse than it is."

[have-your-lives.livejournal.com]

I don't care what this town does or doesn't need. I haven't noticed it being particularly thoughtful toward me.

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

"I'm not talking about the drones or the people in charge. I am talking about the other people stuck having to deal with your mess."

[have-your-lives.livejournal.com]

So was I.

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

"Oh, yeah. Because it's their fault they don't want anything to do with a b-rated villain."

[have-your-lives.livejournal.com]

It's their fault for existing. That's all they need to do to annoy me. [This is actually true in a quite literal way, though he's not going to elaborate on the point too much for the Captain.]

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

"You know what? How about this?

Since death doesn't last here, if you ruin people's lives I'll come over and just shove my foot up your ☠☠☠☠ and use you as a boot for the day?"

[have-your-lives.livejournal.com]

And just how will you find me?

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[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

"I'll..."

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[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

"☠☠☠☠ you."

[have-your-lives.livejournal.com]

Nice try.

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

"Did I tell you I really do not like you?"

[have-your-lives.livejournal.com]

No, but I sort of picked up on it.