have_your_lives: (not amused anymore)
Schuldig ([personal profile] have_your_lives) wrote2010-08-25 08:11 pm

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[Filtered from: Nagi Naoe]

[Schuldig's voice sounds far more irritable and lacking in amused arrogance than usual. Also, he's very brief.] Hey, Siberian. We need to talk.

[identity profile] weiss-tank.livejournal.com 2010-08-26 06:40 am (UTC)(link)
He tried to kill you [This bit is said sarcastically and with a deadpan. And then he stops, and thinks about what Schuldig just said.]

He tried to kill you?! Why?! I mean I try and kill you but he's on your team...I didn't think you were that annoying.

[identity profile] have-your-lives.livejournal.com 2010-08-26 06:45 am (UTC)(link)
I haven't been. Hell, I've irritated him a lot more in the past without him throwing anything larger than a toaster at me, and those were usually warning shots. But I've got a concussion and some stitches that say something's different, if you don't believe what my telepathy tells me.

[identity profile] weiss-tank.livejournal.com 2010-08-26 06:47 am (UTC)(link)
Ah...no. No I believe you. Wow.

Fuck. This might be what Hughes was talkin' about.

[identity profile] have-your-lives.livejournal.com 2010-08-26 06:59 am (UTC)(link)
...you're the only person I know other than me who'd bother trying to snap him out of it. [Schuldig sounds as though saying this - or, rather, the implications of saying this, specifically 'you're the only person inclined to help me with this' - is like pulling teeth.]

[identity profile] weiss-tank.livejournal.com 2010-08-26 07:00 am (UTC)(link)
Schuldig. You know I'm not as smart as you so please, tell me if I'm gettin' something wrong.

Are you...asking for help? From me?

[identity profile] have-your-lives.livejournal.com 2010-08-26 07:05 am (UTC)(link)
[This is so distasteful that Schuldig refuses to even say it aloud at all. But Ken will hear an extremely grudging, slow-in-coming yes in his head.] Also, I despise you.

[identity profile] weiss-tank.livejournal.com 2010-08-26 07:06 am (UTC)(link)
I hate you too. I just wanted to be sure. Now what the fuck are we gonna do? This is your area of expertise, not mine.

[There maybe the thought of Aya's order to leave Schuldig the fuck alone, but Ken is so disregarding that. Nagi in a killing mood was bad for everyone]

[identity profile] have-your-lives.livejournal.com 2010-08-26 07:13 am (UTC)(link)
Appealing to strong emotions is usually the only way to resist or throw off mind control. Otherwise Sakura would have killed Abyssinian when I gave her the chance. [There's a trace of lingering amusement as he speaks; it's clearly a pleasant memory for him.] But her feelings for him made her fight me for every inch. We might be able to appeal to Nagi in the same way...but I'll need you to keep him off my back. I'm in no condition to fight him off very well if he gets violent again.

[identity profile] weiss-tank.livejournal.com 2010-08-26 07:14 am (UTC)(link)
But what sort of strong emotions other then anger and apathy can we appeal to in Nagi? I mean, I can't exactly help there...he hates me normally.

However, with out his ability to make a human pretzel out of me, I should be able to keep him contained while you talk.

[identity profile] have-your-lives.livejournal.com 2010-08-26 07:20 am (UTC)(link)
Anger would work. And the threat of being cast out again, accepted by no one...I have seniority over him in Schwarz, and look what he did to me. Where would he go if I threatened to have him cut loose? And there's always Tot.

[identity profile] weiss-tank.livejournal.com 2010-08-26 07:21 am (UTC)(link)
Aww hell, do we really have to bring Tot in to this? That's kinda a low blow...

[He remembered Youji pausing at the lab to put Tot's hand in Nagi's. He knew that feeling.]

[identity profile] have-your-lives.livejournal.com 2010-08-26 07:25 am (UTC)(link)
Do you want to risk Miakis' safety by making me pull my punches? Because there's no telling who Nagi might feel like attacking next; if he'll come after me, there's nothing keeping any of you safe. Tot will work if nothing else does.

Also, weren't you the one who kneed me in the groin? Hypocrisy, Siberian.

[identity profile] weiss-tank.livejournal.com 2010-08-26 07:26 am (UTC)(link)
Girlfriends are an entirely different matter then getting kneed in the junk, don't be a dumb ass.

Fine. If it comes to Tot, we'll use her. Fine. Where is he now? For that matter, where are you now.

[identity profile] have-your-lives.livejournal.com 2010-08-26 07:32 am (UTC)(link)
Hah. From what I've seen, not as different as you'd think. Painful, emasculating experiences that weaken you and leave you vulnerable.

I'm at my house. Nagi's lurking somewhere in yours.

[identity profile] weiss-tank.livejournal.com 2010-08-26 07:34 am (UTC)(link)
I didn't hear him come home...Oh well, I'll go Naoe hunting then. He's probably up in his room though. Should I shanghai him to your place?

[identity profile] have-your-lives.livejournal.com 2010-08-26 07:46 am (UTC)(link)
It'd be easier than making me walk to yours, since he injured one of my legs.

[identity profile] weiss-tank.livejournal.com 2010-08-26 07:47 am (UTC)(link)
You weren't kidding. It's hard to imagine tiny little Nagi being able to do that with out that bone crushy thing.

[identity profile] have-your-lives.livejournal.com 2010-08-26 07:56 am (UTC)(link)
He had knives and a rolling pin. It was like being attacked by an angry fifties housewife, except not nearly as amusing as that sounds.

[identity profile] weiss-tank.livejournal.com 2010-08-26 07:58 am (UTC)(link)
Look. Let's just get this over with. I'll talk to you later once I've secured him.

[Great, how to get him cornered, and how to get him to Schu's with out being seen and questioned by the others in the town.]

[identity profile] have-your-lives.livejournal.com 2010-08-26 08:03 am (UTC)(link)
[Schuldig hangs up and waits.]