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have_your_lives[Schuldig has been slowly - much more so than he'd like - recuperating from the wounds Nagi gave him during his teammate's run-in with Raven's Blood, and probably low-level harassing everyone in his house into the bargain. (Not nearly up to his usual standards, but it's unwise to make anyone too violent toward you while you can't walk without limping.) However, news of a package having arrived for him in the mail is enough to get him up off the couch. Ema, like a properly intimidated person, was too afraid to keep it from him and so left it on the kitchen table.
He opens it to find...an eyeball. It's not the most gruesome thing he's ever seen by a long shot, but the rather eerie familiarity of the color throws him off for a moment -
- until it vanishes before his one eye, and suddenly he's got two to work with again. He can feel it underneath the bandages, even though he has to rip those off before he can confirm that yes, he's got depth perception back and everything.
Have some very smug cackling, housemates. And, shortly, over the phone, too.]
Who's better off now, Nagi? You're still as hairless as an infant, aren't you~?
[Unfiltered because why would he ever want to filter this. Nagi may disagree, but Schuldig at his cockiest does not care for such insignificant details. Also, he's had a few weeks to forget the matter of prudence when teasing someone who can throw things at your head from behind even when he's standing right in front of you.]
He opens it to find...an eyeball. It's not the most gruesome thing he's ever seen by a long shot, but the rather eerie familiarity of the color throws him off for a moment -
- until it vanishes before his one eye, and suddenly he's got two to work with again. He can feel it underneath the bandages, even though he has to rip those off before he can confirm that yes, he's got depth perception back and everything.
Have some very smug cackling, housemates. And, shortly, over the phone, too.]
Who's better off now, Nagi? You're still as hairless as an infant, aren't you~?
[Unfiltered because why would he ever want to filter this. Nagi may disagree, but Schuldig at his cockiest does not care for such insignificant details. Also, he's had a few weeks to forget the matter of prudence when teasing someone who can throw things at your head from behind even when he's standing right in front of you.]
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Date: 2010-09-13 09:56 pm (UTC)A school uniform. And he wonders why I'm never going to let him hear the end of it.
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Date: 2010-09-13 10:35 pm (UTC)Oh~? As much as I deplore of the fashion here, that does seem like quite a waste of a trip.
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Date: 2010-09-13 10:38 pm (UTC)He claims he was just doing it as a test, but I think he was afraid to risk the price of anything bigger.
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Date: 2010-09-13 10:49 pm (UTC)He can't have anything worth that much in the first place if he's not willing to pay a fee for it.
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Date: 2010-09-14 01:29 am (UTC)You'd think, wouldn't you? I never regretted my trade, and now I've got my eye back anyway which makes the exchange even better than it was before.
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Date: 2010-09-14 01:45 am (UTC)Congratulations. Unfortunately, the post thought it'd be funny to take away the memories of how to use what it gave back to me, so I won't be trying that again for a while.
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Date: 2010-09-14 02:12 am (UTC)Typical. This place has terrible service.
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Date: 2010-09-15 02:46 am (UTC)Doesn't it? I certainly won't be leaving any tips here.
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Date: 2010-09-15 02:49 am (UTC)A nasty note to the management is in order, at the very least. And I'll be taking my business elsewhere at the earliest opportunity.