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[Schuldig tends to keep himself hopped up on sugar, when he can; his telepathy takes a lot of managing, and a lot of energy, and a constant sugar rush (coupled with plenty of caffeine) actually helps with that. As a result, he's been eating the candy corn casually ever since Halloween; it just so happens that when he does so today, unusual things happen.

He's not sure where this came from - and he got rid of the cap immediately, because he's not about to hide his magnificent hair - but he's got absolutely no problems wearing it; after all, his rather...eclectic fashion sense at the best of times has proven he can look good in anything. And if he's feeling more flirtatious than usual, what of it? He's never particularly restrained. He's vaguely aware that Mayfield is responsible for this in some way; he'd already chatted up some other people who've been affected before he'd joined their ranks. It just so happens that they're not doing much to him that a lot of alcohol couldn't.

So - who wants to be hit up by what looks vaguely like a man wearing a Nazi nurse uniform? THE LINE STARTS HERE.]

Date: 2010-11-08 06:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] have-your-lives.livejournal.com
[Unfortunately for Ken, Schuldig lacks the capacity for shame, so he's not the least bit embarrassed. Instead, he grins at him.] See something you like~?

Date: 2010-11-08 06:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] weiss-tank.livejournal.com
Oh man, a mop in a nurses outfit, that's just too good!

Date: 2010-11-08 06:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] have-your-lives.livejournal.com
Not quite as funny as an assassin in a flower shop, but I suppose there's no accounting for taste. [Schuldig is taking the opportunity to slink closer to Ken.]

Date: 2010-11-08 06:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] weiss-tank.livejournal.com
[Ok, the getting closer bit does put him on guard, but he'll settle for watching you warily. He's expecting an attack, not being hit on.]

What, it's a perfectly serviceable cover job, and I kinda like working with the flowers.

Date: 2010-11-08 06:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] have-your-lives.livejournal.com
If by 'suitable', you mean 'ridiculous'. [Schuldig circles Ken, looking him over. Not the prettiest of the Weiss kittens, but perfectly serviceable~] You know, at least half the girls who used to come see you all thought you were into each other, and were hoping to see it.

Date: 2010-11-08 06:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] weiss-tank.livejournal.com
[He may be not that pretty, but he does have his attractive qualities. If you're into the boy next door look at least.]

WHAT?! Wait, what do you mean by that? [He hopes he misheard. Him and the other Weiss boys? That's practically incest in his head]

Date: 2010-11-08 06:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] have-your-lives.livejournal.com
It's Japan. There's a big market for that sort of thing there, you know. [Schuldig is still prowling, still smirking.] And then you've got four pretty boys, working together in a small little flower shop, even wearing aprons...it's not as though you didn't cultivate the impression.

You've never actually tried it, though, have you?

Date: 2010-11-08 06:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] weiss-tank.livejournal.com
[He has turned bright red, mainly because he's catching on]

NO. [No he really hasn't, though he has thought that each of the guys, excluding Omi, were kinda good looking from time to time, but really only in that oh hey kinda way. Nothing real]

Date: 2010-11-08 06:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] have-your-lives.livejournal.com
[As Schuldig makes another circle around Ken, he reaches out to idly trail fingers along the man's hip toward his back. It's only a brief touch, but it says everything it needs to.] Would you like to~?

Date: 2010-11-08 06:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] weiss-tank.livejournal.com
Don't touch me! [OMGOMG is Schuldig actually for reals hitting on him? DOES NOT COMPUTE]

I don't like guys!

Date: 2010-11-09 03:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] have-your-lives.livejournal.com
Really? Because that's not exactly the impression you give.

Date: 2010-11-09 03:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] weiss-tank.livejournal.com
[Well, maybe deep in the back of his head there may be a brief memory of Kase but that's buried so deep you'd need Indiana Jones to find it]


Dude! I have a girlfriend!

Date: 2010-11-09 04:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] have-your-lives.livejournal.com
You wouldn't be the first man in the closet to have one, either.

Date: 2010-11-09 04:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] weiss-tank.livejournal.com
I like girls. What don't you understand?

Date: 2010-11-09 04:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] have-your-lives.livejournal.com
Let's start with your unusual fixation with Abyssinian.

Date: 2010-11-09 04:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] weiss-tank.livejournal.com
It's not an unusual fixation! He's my friend!

[Sure he is close to Aya, and perhaps thinks that he's pretty and agrees when Miakis points it out. It's more trauma bond then actual I want to fuck you attraction. He's just become very fanatically clingy of his friends, they're the only source of stability that he has]

Date: 2010-11-09 04:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] have-your-lives.livejournal.com
Do you know you've warned me to stay away from him more than you've expressed any sort of concern that I might go after Miakis?

Date: 2010-11-09 04:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] weiss-tank.livejournal.com
That's cause you love picking on Aya! You haven't shown any interest in her!

[He also briefly considers that Miakis is not as emotionally easy to unbalance then Aya is, and doesn't have as much trauma to attract Schu's attention.]

Date: 2010-11-09 04:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] have-your-lives.livejournal.com
You might want to check with her on that one. [Because the thread where he made out with Miakis happened before he ate the candy corn. |D ] Maybe it's because Aya's the one you're more worried about.

Now, is it that you think he's weaker, and needs your protection...? Or is it that he matters more to you than she does?

Date: 2010-11-09 04:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] weiss-tank.livejournal.com
[That's because Schuldig is just a dick]

W-what have you done to Miakis?! [Totally avoiding that question, he has more immediate concerns on his mind]

Date: 2010-11-09 04:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] have-your-lives.livejournal.com
Absolutely nothing she didn't explicitly ask for.

Date: 2010-11-09 05:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] weiss-tank.livejournal.com
W-wha---[For a minute he gets really confused thinking that maybe Miakis had been doing something wrong, but then he realizes. OH god. The nurse outfit and all the candy warnings. Oh shit...has he done something wrong too? He kissed her! He didn't know she was being influenced like that. Dawn breaks over marble head]

Date: 2010-11-09 05:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] have-your-lives.livejournal.com
[Schuldig laughs harshly.] I hope that wasn't your first kiss...how terrible it would be to have your first kiss with the woman you love under false pretenses, where she was so drugged up that she was kissing just about anyone.

Date: 2010-11-09 05:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] weiss-tank.livejournal.com
[No such luck. It was their first kiss. Oh man, Miakis is gonna kill him. He feels really bad right now, so bad that he's not even paying attention to Schuldig anymore]

Date: 2010-11-09 06:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] have-your-lives.livejournal.com
[Schuldig laughs - one of his lower, more sinister laughs.] Do you know what she's doing right now, or is she off having more fun...?

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