have_your_lives: (that's so precious)
Schuldig ([personal profile] have_your_lives) wrote2010-11-14 08:40 pm

So late to the regain bandwagon

[I'm sorry, Mayfield - did you think you had enough problems as things stood? Did you think the town had made you suffer every possible cruelty already?

Well, not yet! Because today you may go blind.

What this means is that Schuldig got a clothing box with the mail today, which contained his absolutely ridiculous canon outfit. This assault on anything resembling fashion coordination will be strolling down the streets of Mayfield, looking exceedingly pleased with himself and not at all as embarrassed as he ought to be.

He will be visiting several places today:

A) 1248 Williams Road. He has a gun to pick up from Crawford.

B) 310 Miller Street. He's on a completely foreign errand here; he's actually got an apology to make. Farfarello, you may want to mark this day on a calendar.

C) 747 Partridge Drive. Don't worry, Ken, he's there to talk to Nagi~

D) Any house that has one of the people on his list. He's being industrious today! It must be the clothes.

Anyone can run into him while he's walking around town, of course~ The particularly fashion-conscious may want to shoot to kill.]


[OOC: If your name popped up in this post, or you had an argument for why Schuldig might seek you out on his own, please post here! ♥ Trying to tag everyone on the list in separate posts would be way too much of an undertaking, so I'm trying to gather them all here under one post.

IMPORTANT EDIT: Also, if you're going to reply to this, please make sure you've posted to Schuldig's permission post!]

[identity profile] have-your-lives.livejournal.com 2010-11-21 06:48 am (UTC)(link)
Given that machines are outdated here and computers almost nonexistent, that does make several of your skills not worth much. [He idly hands the wrench to her.] What fields of science are these, anyway?

[Ironically, since Schuldig traded a cake for a gun some weeks ago, the cake-baking sounds like the most immediately useful skill on GLaDOS' list.]

[identity profile] getsciencedone.livejournal.com 2010-11-21 02:58 pm (UTC)(link)
I build my own. Besides, outdated machines still have usable parts. You just don't have an imagination. Which is rather funny if you think about it.

[Takes the wrench] Many. Physics, Psychology, Chemistry, Mathematics, Statistics, Engineering...I could go on if you'd like.

[identity profile] have-your-lives.livejournal.com 2010-11-21 10:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Hmph. You'd like my boss, I think. [You both have an irritating way of acting superior to him. :| ]

Sounds like you're broadly useful, but I don't know what Oracle wants with you specifically. Which means you get to go talk to him yourself - lucky you.

[identity profile] getsciencedone.livejournal.com 2010-11-22 12:49 am (UTC)(link)
Really. How interesting.

[Smile]

Won't your boss be irritated with you if you don't figure out what he wanted with me?

[identity profile] have-your-lives.livejournal.com 2010-11-22 01:12 am (UTC)(link)
Hah. He's always irritated with me, anyway.