So late to the regain bandwagon

[have_your_lives]

[I'm sorry, Mayfield - did you think you had enough problems as things stood? Did you think the town had made you suffer every possible cruelty already?

Well, not yet! Because today you may go blind.

What this means is that Schuldig got a clothing box with the mail today, which contained his absolutely ridiculous canon outfit. This assault on anything resembling fashion coordination will be strolling down the streets of Mayfield, looking exceedingly pleased with himself and not at all as embarrassed as he ought to be.

He will be visiting several places today:

A) 1248 Williams Road. He has a gun to pick up from Crawford.

B) 310 Miller Street. He's on a completely foreign errand here; he's actually got an apology to make. Farfarello, you may want to mark this day on a calendar.

C) 747 Partridge Drive. Don't worry, Ken, he's there to talk to Nagi~

D) Any house that has one of the people on his list. He's being industrious today! It must be the clothes.

Anyone can run into him while he's walking around town, of course~ The particularly fashion-conscious may want to shoot to kill.]

[OOC: If your name popped up in this post, or you had an argument for why Schuldig might seek you out on his own, please post here! ♥ Trying to tag everyone on the list in separate posts would be way too much of an undertaking, so I'm trying to gather them all here under one post.

IMPORTANT EDIT: Also, if you're going to reply to this, please make sure you've posted to Schuldig's permission post!]

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[bittermayfly.livejournal.com]

[When Schuldig gets there, Nagi's in the living room, reading since there's little else to do.]

[have-your-lives.livejournal.com]

[Schuldig drops onto a nearby couch, assuming a comfortable sprawl.] Hey.

[wise-king.livejournal.com]

...can I help you?

[have-your-lives.livejournal.com]

That depends. I'm looking for somebody called Merem.

C; before the thread with Nagi, obvs. 8|

[sting-like-a.livejournal.com]

[Has Schuldig been enjoying Miakis's SHAME AND HORROR following the sexy candy incident? Because it just increased tenfold at the sight of him. She's sitting on the front porch and sharpening her daggers, and for some reason she feels like barfing when he shows up. That horrible outfit only contributes to the nausea, of course.]

...Jeez, Ken wasn't kidding, was he?

[have-your-lives.livejournal.com]

Hah; he's one to talk. [Schuldig winks at her.] I thought you might be happier to see me~

A. :|

[clairvoyeur.livejournal.com]

[]

[have-your-lives.livejournal.com]

[Schuldig casually looks the gun over.] Did you ever actually use this?

[miss-enma-ai.livejournal.com]

[Guess who was bored and didn't want to deal with the quiet spoken girl? Your partner. Which is why there is a small girl knocking on your door Crawford]

D

[miss-enma-ai.livejournal.com]

[Ai can be found piling up stones under a cherry blossom tree.]

[have-your-lives.livejournal.com]

[Fortunately, Schuldig is able to track Ai down by her thoughts. He watches her at work for a few moments before asking the obvious question.] What are you doing?

D

[hungry-monster.livejournal.com]

[Opening the door with a smile]

Can I help you?

[have-your-lives.livejournal.com]

Maybe. Are you Johan Liebert?

D

[getsciencedone.livejournal.com]

[In the garage, dissembling some machine of some sort.]

[have-your-lives.livejournal.com]

[Having gotten no answer at the door, Schuldig saunters around to where he can hear noises, leaning on the side of the garage casually.] Hey.

D

[thenorthernwall]

[The FUCK is in my yard.]

...Can I help you?

[have-your-lives.livejournal.com]

My boss wanted me to come talk to you, Major General. [He's being polite enough to use her title...but as he's Schuldig, it's almost impossible for him to say something respectful that doesn't sound mocking.]

[konekoma.livejournal.com]

[ Hanekoma can't be found at 453 Stone, but on the way there or back, Schuldig might catch a little boy in an old Japanese kimono staring at him. Following him, even.

Yes, even as a child, he's a bit of a creeper. He's also human, so his mind can be read! ]

[have-your-lives.livejournal.com]

[Schuldig is no great fan of children, and has no idea what to make of one in traditional Japanese clothes that are centuries out of date. Or of one that's following him. Especially one that's following him. Usually he scares kids off, not attracts them.

Finally, he turns to confront the boy with some irritation.] Who the hell are you and what do you want?

[deaths-heritor.livejournal.com]

Something you need?

[have-your-lives.livejournal.com]

Just some answers. My boss wants me to talk to you.

[doesntpoop.livejournal.com]

Hello? [She pokes her head out of the door and her eyes widen the moment she sees Schuldig]

[have-your-lives.livejournal.com]

[Schuldig props an arm on the doorframe and grins at her.] Surprise.

B, checking in late. T_T

[victimofgod.livejournal.com]

[Farfarello opens the door for Schuldig, and can't help but breathe a deep sigh of relief when he sees him dressed not only not in the nurse's outfit but in his normal clothes no less. He smiles and moves aside for the man to come in. He doesn't mention the change in clothes, just like he doesn't mention the patch over his eye. He does, however, head straight to the kitchen to get his friend a cup of coffee.]

What brings you, Diabhal? I don't think I spoke your name three times...

[have-your-lives.livejournal.com]

[Schuldig would have strolled in as though he owned the place even if Farfarello hadn't invited him. But his usual self-assured attitude seems a bit forced today, a bit subdued - not much, because probably nothing short of death could put a serious dent in Schuldig's behavior, but any lessening is still fairly noticeable.

He follows Farfarello into the kitchen, sliding into a chair.] And I'll bet you haven't clicked your heels three times, but I still find you here at home. Life's full of mysteries, isn't it? [He takes the coffee without comment; it's quite evident that something is on his mind.]