So late to the regain bandwagon

[have_your_lives]

[I'm sorry, Mayfield - did you think you had enough problems as things stood? Did you think the town had made you suffer every possible cruelty already?

Well, not yet! Because today you may go blind.

What this means is that Schuldig got a clothing box with the mail today, which contained his absolutely ridiculous canon outfit. This assault on anything resembling fashion coordination will be strolling down the streets of Mayfield, looking exceedingly pleased with himself and not at all as embarrassed as he ought to be.

He will be visiting several places today:

A) 1248 Williams Road. He has a gun to pick up from Crawford.

B) 310 Miller Street. He's on a completely foreign errand here; he's actually got an apology to make. Farfarello, you may want to mark this day on a calendar.

C) 747 Partridge Drive. Don't worry, Ken, he's there to talk to Nagi~

D) Any house that has one of the people on his list. He's being industrious today! It must be the clothes.

Anyone can run into him while he's walking around town, of course~ The particularly fashion-conscious may want to shoot to kill.]

[OOC: If your name popped up in this post, or you had an argument for why Schuldig might seek you out on his own, please post here! ♥ Trying to tag everyone on the list in separate posts would be way too much of an undertaking, so I'm trying to gather them all here under one post.

IMPORTANT EDIT: Also, if you're going to reply to this, please make sure you've posted to Schuldig's permission post!]

Comments

[have-your-lives.livejournal.com]

Hah; he's one to talk. [Schuldig winks at her.] I thought you might be happier to see me~

[sting-like-a.livejournal.com]

[She'd admit that he has a point about Ken's clothes -- all of you weirdos from Japan dress strangely! -- but she is too busy glaring to care about fashion. 8| ]

Like I'd ever be happy to see you when I'm in my right mind.

[have-your-lives.livejournal.com]

You were very happy to when you weren't.

[sting-like-a.livejournal.com]

And you took advantage of that! You're sick!

[She is trying very, very hard not to think about how horrifying that day was for her, because goddamn what a way to get your first kiss, but of course it's at the front of her mind. -_-]

[have-your-lives.livejournal.com]

Took advantage? As I recall, I was more or less invited. [His voice becomes a silky purr.] And I didn't even take it as far as you would have liked.

[sting-like-a.livejournal.com]

Shut up! You could have said no and walked away and left me alone, but you just wanted to mess with me, didn't you?

[have-your-lives.livejournal.com]

Well, not just~

[sting-like-a.livejournal.com]

[Miakis points a dagger at him, glowering.]

Bastard.

[have-your-lives.livejournal.com]

Don't take it too personally. I like getting at Siberian, and there you were offering.

[sting-like-a.livejournal.com]

Still a bastard~!

[have-your-lives.livejournal.com]

I wasn't denying it. I just didn't want you to think I might be attracted to you~.

[sting-like-a.livejournal.com]

[groaaaaaaaan]

Oh, so you're not secretly in love with me? Thank goodness for that~

[have-your-lives.livejournal.com]

I'm sure the crushing disappointment will pass.

[sting-like-a.livejournal.com]

The overwhelming nausea has yet to fade, though.

[have-your-lives.livejournal.com]

Well, that's what makes it funny.

[sting-like-a.livejournal.com]

So you're just out to entertain yourself? Ugh, you're just as bad as Godwin. [Good job, Schuldig, she's comparing you to the person she hates the most! This is a high honor.]

[have-your-lives.livejournal.com]

Why wouldn't I be?

[sting-like-a.livejournal.com]

Surely you can find amusement in something that won't make me want to brush my teeth for three hours~?

[have-your-lives.livejournal.com]

Oh, surely. But if the opportunity presents itself... [He shrugs languidly.]

[sting-like-a.livejournal.com]

[She crosses her arms.] So you just like to see how things turn out, when you screw around with people's heads and do things like... like kiss their girlfriends.

[have-your-lives.livejournal.com]

Something like that. Did you know, Miakis, that ruined lives and broken minds taste like honey?

[sting-like-a.livejournal.com]

...Honey? [Pause.] That's... uh. That's really weird.

[have-your-lives.livejournal.com]

It's a telepath thing.

[sting-like-a.livejournal.com]

Weird~ [Telepathy doesn't really exist where she's from, so that particular concept is a difficult one to grasp. She's heard stories of seers with the power of precognition, but mind-reading and telekinesis are pretty much lost on her.]

Well, sorry to disappoint, but it's gonna take a lot more than that to ruin my life.

[have-your-lives.livejournal.com]

Did you mean that to sound like a challenge?