So late to the regain bandwagon

[have_your_lives]

[I'm sorry, Mayfield - did you think you had enough problems as things stood? Did you think the town had made you suffer every possible cruelty already?

Well, not yet! Because today you may go blind.

What this means is that Schuldig got a clothing box with the mail today, which contained his absolutely ridiculous canon outfit. This assault on anything resembling fashion coordination will be strolling down the streets of Mayfield, looking exceedingly pleased with himself and not at all as embarrassed as he ought to be.

He will be visiting several places today:

A) 1248 Williams Road. He has a gun to pick up from Crawford.

B) 310 Miller Street. He's on a completely foreign errand here; he's actually got an apology to make. Farfarello, you may want to mark this day on a calendar.

C) 747 Partridge Drive. Don't worry, Ken, he's there to talk to Nagi~

D) Any house that has one of the people on his list. He's being industrious today! It must be the clothes.

Anyone can run into him while he's walking around town, of course~ The particularly fashion-conscious may want to shoot to kill.]

[OOC: If your name popped up in this post, or you had an argument for why Schuldig might seek you out on his own, please post here! ♥ Trying to tag everyone on the list in separate posts would be way too much of an undertaking, so I'm trying to gather them all here under one post.

IMPORTANT EDIT: Also, if you're going to reply to this, please make sure you've posted to Schuldig's permission post!]

Comments

[have-your-lives.livejournal.com]

Maybe I was hoping you'd still be in that cute outfit.

[bittermayfly.livejournal.com]

I wish I could've burned that outfit.

[have-your-lives.livejournal.com]

[Schuldig laughs.] I thought I'd give you the chance to categorically deny everything you did while you were wearing it.

[bittermayfly.livejournal.com]

I wasn't in my right mind at the time. What happened doesn't matter.

[have-your-lives.livejournal.com]

You're not going to give me any material to work with, are you? [Nagi's always been exceptionally hard to draw.]

[bittermayfly.livejournal.com]

[Nagi would rather not think about what happened, so this is the easiest way of keeping it off his mind.]

I'm not going to act like I didn't make a fool of myself.

[have-your-lives.livejournal.com]

It's been a long time since you entertained me that thoroughly, that's for sure.

[bittermayfly.livejournal.com]

I don't want to entertain you like that ever again.

[He's...actually amazed Schuldig turned him down when he kissed him.]

[have-your-lives.livejournal.com]

[That particular thought gets his attention, and he glances over at the boy.] You think I'd sleep with you? You're a little young for me, if nothing else.

[bittermayfly.livejournal.com]

I didn't realize you cared about age, but it's good to know you have some sort of standards.

[have-your-lives.livejournal.com]

[Schuldig laughs low in his throat.] It's got nothing to do with standards. If I'm going to sleep with a man, I prefer them to be a little older.

Anyway, you're Schwarz.

[bittermayfly.livejournal.com]

It's still a standard.

And I'm not going to stop being Schwarz, so I don't have to worry about what you might be interested in.

[have-your-lives.livejournal.com]

It's a selfish preference. Very different. It's the difference between avoiding cannibalism because it's against your principles, or because you don't like the taste.

Who knows? When you get older, maybe I'll change my mind about you.

[bittermayfly.livejournal.com]

If any of us live that long.

[have-your-lives.livejournal.com]

Maybe it won't be much longer.

[bittermayfly.livejournal.com]

Maybe. Is that all you came here to talk about?

[have-your-lives.livejournal.com]

More or less. [Schuldig is briefly silent; he may be considering if he actually has anything of greater import to relay to Nagi.] I've taken the place of Farfarello's god, apparently.

[bittermayfly.livejournal.com]

...do I even want to know what caused that?

[have-your-lives.livejournal.com]

Would you believe I won an argument with Jesus?

[bittermayfly.livejournal.com]

...I wouldn't believe you if this were anywhere but Mayfield.

[have-your-lives.livejournal.com]

[Schuldig throws back his head and laughs.] I seriously doubt it was the real article, certainly not by our own world's standards, but he had Farfarello fairly convinced.

[bittermayfly.livejournal.com]

I don't think it's all that hard to convince Farfarello of some things.

[But it's good he didn't get sucked up by someone else's world. Whatever Nagi thinks personally, he's still a useful part of the team and Nagi's aware of that.]

[have-your-lives.livejournal.com]

When it comes to religion, no; he's pretty gullible. [Schuldig laughs.] After all, how hard up would you have to be before you'd accept me as a god?

[bittermayfly.livejournal.com]

You'd have to be insane.

[And he laughs for once.]

[have-your-lives.livejournal.com]

Sound like anyone we know?